Unanswered questions

Unanswered questions

Sometimes when I lie in my bed I start thinking. It's unbelievable but true. I just start thinking about life and that shit. Sometimes I just wonder why things happen and why some don't. I also think of some questions like this. Feel free to answere them via e-mail.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why don't sheep shrink, when it rains?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal
that eats only endangered plants?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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