The three needs of life


The three needs of life



  The three needs of life are: Music, Beer and Women.
That's all you need to stay allive. No water, food or so. Just look at Africa.
Lot's of people still are alive there and they've only got drums to make music. The highest AIDS rate is in Africa, so they have women. They haven't got beer there but we've got some emancipated women, so we have to get drunk some time. That way life is stil a bit worth wile.


Music

By music I mean music. No gabber"music" allowed. That's noise from hell. What I mean is music like rock stuff. Here are some examples.
Skunk Anansie, Nirvana, Live, Van Dik Hout, Rammstein, Blur, Life of Agony, Oasis, Foo Fighters and Faithless. That's what I call music.
You can hear to some good music on This is a link to the KinK FM Home Page.
If you don't agree, send me some mail and explain why other "music" should be called music!


Beer

Beer..................... wow, I still fall in love with that word! I just love it. Let's put my favorites in a countdown.
#1 Hertog Jan (It's just the best in Town!!)
#2 Grolsch
#3 Heineken
#4 Amstel
#5 Palm
Just nice to know, might you come around, you know what to buy me!!
If you think this is a nice topic, check out Bachus' home page, he's got lot's more! Go to Bachus' Home Page.


Women

Well let's see, where shall I begin. I have to be careful, because Marije will probably read this. So I'll be a decent little boy, knowing nothing about XXX. Haha.
All there is to know about women is that they truly are needed on this earth....... yep, to serve us, guys! As we say in Dutch:
Het enige recht van de vrouw is het aanrecht.
De enige taal van de vrouw is horizontaal.

Enough of phun, here are some links to favorite sites of mine.


Bridget Hall
http://www-personal.usyd.edu.au/~cnatoli/bhall/colour/index.html

Carmen Electra
http://www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/7886/index.html

Demi More
http://www.gunnarsson.com/graphic/demi/demi.html

Jennifer Aniston
http://www.worldaccess.nl/~hmansens/

Lots of chicks
http://www5.pair.com/chammond/1.html

Hope you like it, have phun!!





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